Ah...yeah....So, if you hadn't guessed, I went shopping today. To make matters worse, I was looking for a new bathing suit (thought I'd try to get a new one before my trip to Santa Cruz this weekend. Looks like I'm stuck with what I've already got! Oh well, it saves me some cash). I should know better by now. And, since I was heading into the fitting rooms anyway, I picked up some other cute items to see how they'd look on me. Sizes no longer have any meaning. I'm totally convinced. Most places I shop I am a medium top, and about an 8 bottom. Today, a medium was way too small. One size 10 was too big, and one size 10 was way too small. Go figure. The medium one piece suit was fine on top, but too long for my torso (and the legs were cut too low, so I looked like a pear shape, even though I'm an hourglass. Who designs these things? I didn't want to spend any more time getting irritated at nothing working, so walked out with no clothes. Wait - let me rephrase that. I walked out without any NEW clothes.
And this morning I was all set to be on time to work. I grabbed the bag of frozen meals to take in to work, and the bag of stuff I was returning to Target after work, and headed down to my car. It was overcast, and had rained during the night, and I was totally dressed for summer, but was not turning back to change. I got to the highway and realized that I did not have my purse with me. That means no wallet, no driver's license, no cell phone, no money, no tax refund check that I had finally stuck in my purse to take to the bank...I had to turn around and go get it. I feel naked without it, somehow. So, that made me late again after all. :(
And because I promised Dagny some food porn, here it is:

5 comments:
Bathing suit shopping is absolutely the worst because there is no obscuring of how you really are. You could have a "perfect" body and still feel like crap after shopping for a bathing suit. Last time I did it, I spent 2 hours and tried EVERYTHING on and finally found some that were OK.
I wear small sizes but I am long-waisted. That means that I can only buy two-piece suits. And yeah, there are size differences from one suit to the next so I always try them on. Not like other clothing which I can just generally grab off of the rack without trying on.
And thank you for the food porn. I think omelets are the perfect way to deal with leftovers.
Fitting rooms are today's equivalent of medieval torture devices. I'm sure that the people who design the lighting and mirrors are evil interrogation experts.
I've completely eliminated the idea of wearing a bathing suit this summer. In fact, I haven't even attempted to get a tan. Marissa and I have been walking down to the beach in the evening hours - in an attempt to get in shape for next summer. ;)
Shopping is that way for everyone for lots of things. Ugh. Omelette looks yummy
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